so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think a kid would responsible me up
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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