I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
please don't ironically join a cult
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