what if I'm pregnant?
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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
