Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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