is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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