i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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