I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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