I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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