god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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