You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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