Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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