She's JV to your varsity
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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