Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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