i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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