just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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