doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dignity is for republicans.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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