Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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