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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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