i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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