i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
