bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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