I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He felt like a one man threesome
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize