Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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