i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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