I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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