Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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