How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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