did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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