her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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