do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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