oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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