theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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