So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Floor bacon is actually really good
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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