I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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