i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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