8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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