Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i think i just lost a toe
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Randomize