So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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