But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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