Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
well you can't waste a boner
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
After tacos, we're chasing women.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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