You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Randomize
