Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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