she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
