Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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