Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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