You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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