Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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