nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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