"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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