Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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