she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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