i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
