Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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