I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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