Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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